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Muhammad Said The Devil Sleeps in Your Nose and Urinates in Your Ear

June 21, 2011

Satan sleeps in your nose overnight — Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.”

Satan urinates in people’s ears — Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492:

Narrated ‘Abdullah: It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise). The Prophet said, “He is a man in whose ears (or ear) Satan had urinated.”

From → The Ridiculous

4 Comments
  1. the self-declared prophet was a fat lunatic.

  2. usinfidel permalink

    living in the desert, one’s nose tends to fill with dirt/sand

  3. In the spirit of your excellent website, Mr. Malik, permit me to contribute this (I hope the html coding works for the formatting):

    In core Islamic texts, Muhammad says a woman should not travel without a male custodian

    In Sahih al-Bukhari, the most canonical hadith collection:

    Volume 4, Book 52, Number 250:

    Narrated Ibn Abbas:

    That he heard the Prophet saying, “It is not permissible for a man to be alone with a woman, and no lady should travel except with a Muhram (i.e. her husband or a person whom she cannot marry in any case for ever; e.g. her father, brother, etc.).” Then a man got up and said, “O Allah’s Apostle! I have enlisted in the army for such-and-such Ghazwa and my wife is proceeding for Hajj.” Allah’s Apostle said, “Go, and perform the Hajj with your wife.”

    Does Muhram mean “custodian”? Yes, according to the last page of this visa document from the Saudi Embassy. (To see, click on the visa doc. link just above and when you arrive at the visa doc., do a search for the word “custodian”.)

    For more juicy quotes from Islam, check out Quoting Islam

  4. jacky chan permalink

    how would satan urinate in ears, there is not a human being found urine in his ears, and there is no medical evidence says there is urine in ears, muhamad propable had some hashish that day (hashish evidently was used these days, or mohamad had an illusion about this

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